a nun goes to the airport

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 01-Jul-2009 15:59:02

A NUN WAS SITTING AT THE AIRPORT, WAITING FOR HER FLIGHT TO CHICAGO .
SHE LOOKED OVER IN THE CORNER AND SAW ONE OF THOSE WEIGHT MACHINES
THAT TELLS YOUR FORTUNE AND THOUGHT TO HERSELF, 'I'LL GIVE IT A TRY AND
SEE WHAT IT TELLS ME.'
SHE WENT OVER TO THE MACHINE, STEPPED UP ON THE SCALE AND PUT HER
NICKEL IN, OUT CAME A CARD THAT READ,'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 128
LBS, AND YOU ARE GOING TO CHICAGO.'
THE NUN SAT BACK DOWN. SHE TOLD HERSELF THAT THE MACHINE PROBABLY
GIVES THE SAME CARD TO EVERYONE. THE MORE SHE THOUGHT ABOUT IT THE
MORE CURIOUS SHE GOT SO SHE DECIDED TO TRY IT AGAIN SHE WENT BACK TO
THE MACHINE AND AGAIN PUT HER NICKEL IN, AND OUT CAME A CARD THAT READ:
'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS, YOU ARE GOING TO CHICAGO AND YOU
ARE GOING TO PLAY A FIDDLE.'
THE NUN SAYS TO HERSELF, 'I KNOW THAT IS WRONG, I HAVE NEVER PLAYED A
MUSICAL INSTRUMENT EVEN ONCE IN MY LIFE.' SHE SAT BACK DOWN.
FROM OUT OF NOWHERE A COWBOY CAME OVER AND SAT DOWN, PUTTING HIS
FIDDLE CASE ON THE SEAT BETWEEN THEM.
WITHOUT THINKING, SHE OPENED THE COWBOY'S CASE, TOOK OUT THE FIDDLE,
AND STARTED PLAYING BEAUTIFUL MUSIC. SURPRISED AT WHAT SHE HAD DONE,
SHE LOOKED OVER AT THE MACHINE, THINKING, 'THIS IS INCREDIBLE, I'VE GOT
TO TRY THIS AGAIN.'
BACK TO THE MACHINE SHE WENT, PUT IN ANOTHER NICKEL, AND ANOTHER CARD
CAME OUT. IT READ, 'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS , YOU ARE GOING TO
CHICAGO AND YOU ARE GOING TO BREAK WIND.' NOW SHE KNOWS THE MACHINE
IS WRONG, AS SHE THOUGHT TO HERSELF, 'I'VE NEVER BROKEN WIND IN PUBLIC A SINGLE TIME IN MY LIFE.' BUT GETTING DOWN OFF THE MACHINE SHE SLIPPED,AND
AS SHE WAS STRAINING TO KEEP HERSELF FROM FALLING TO THE FLOOR, SHE
BROKE WIND.

ABSOLUTELY STUNNED, SHE SAT BACK DOWN AND LOOKED AT THE MACHINE. SHE
SAID TO HERSELF, 'THIS IS TRULY REMARKABLE. I'VE GOT TO TRY THIS AGAIN.'SHE
WENT BACK TO THE MACHINE, PUT IN ANOTHER NICKEL AND ANOTHER CARD CAME
OUT.

IT READ, 'YOU ARE A NUN, YOU WEIGH 128 LBS, YOU HAVE FIDDLED AND FARTED
AROUND AND MISSED YOUR FLIGHT TO CHICAGO '..

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 01-Jul-2009 20:50:52

Made me snicker. Thanks.

Post 3 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Wednesday, 01-Jul-2009 21:30:54

What a dumb ass. lol

Post 4 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Wednesday, 01-Jul-2009 21:37:28

that's good.

Post 5 by Feathered Serpent (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Wednesday, 01-Jul-2009 22:53:19

chuckle.

Post 6 by motifated (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Thursday, 02-Jul-2009 4:00:28

Thanks, bob.

Post 7 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Thursday, 02-Jul-2009 7:16:54

lol love it

Post 8 by SexySquirrel (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Sunday, 05-Jul-2009 12:43:29

That was wonderful.

Post 9 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 05-Jul-2009 13:12:38

wow! lol.

Post 10 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Sunday, 05-Jul-2009 14:52:58

Lol, nice!

Post 11 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Tuesday, 07-Jul-2009 23:09:45

Lol. Poor nun. Shouldn't have farted.

Post 12 by The Straight Edge Superstar (Please, allow me to once again explain why you are wrong.) on Thursday, 16-Jul-2009 5:56:10

meh
It was all right I guess.

Post 13 by ori9303 (This site is so "educational") on Thursday, 16-Jul-2009 18:39:57

hehehehe